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Politically induced retardation

A person residing in a first world country, most likely Caucasian with lots of time to waste, that thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and their schizophrenic political views (Left or Right).
“Qanon told me that Big homo is trying to turn me into a beta male by feeding me soy burgers and putting fluoride in the water and this makes sense because my friends that are allergic to Olanzapine all think the same thing and also Ted K is fucking based.”

Or

“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”

“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”
by Chucklefucker February 13, 2024
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Litterbox politics

Workplace, school, or office politics caused not by environmental circumstances, but rather by catty behavior.
Rebecca is only nice to me when Jan is out of the office. That's just litterbox politics for ya.
by LLcoolLay September 3, 2019
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Political free runner

Abbreviated P.F.R.; An individual who does not identify as a supporter for particular political party. They are called this because of how they usually make their own path that is consistent with their values and world views instead of just going by views held by other people, which is similar to what a free runner does when trying to move through an area.
Yassin does not strongly favor any political party over the others. They have made their own unique identity based on their values and beliefs. Yassin is a political free runner.
by Vanguard 1998 January 15, 2022
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Political Retardery

The act of offering criticisms against another due to your political party with no critical thinking in play. Being an automaton who parrots whatever the political party is currently pushing.
He said Dems should be ashamed of Harvey Weinstein and lambasted them for shaming Trump's infamous 'grab her by the p***y' comments. One is the leader of the free world and the other a movie executive in a business that created 'the casting couch' cliche. The party told him to invoke Weinstein as if he somehow speaks for anyone. It is pure political retardery. Think for yourself people!
by Billy Broom October 25, 2017
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hein political party

Female political part focused on Shoes, jewlrey and other expensive items
The hein political party will destroy the male menice.
by 892262 January 5, 2008
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Political Fashionista

A person who partakes in trendy political agendas purely on being fashionable with what's happening for their own shallow appearance.
"it angers me how many people are talking about what people can say and what they can't. Can you believe that people are trying to limit free speech if its offensive!?"

"I know, don't worry. It'll be over soon, they're just political fashionistas. Soon the trends will shift to something else.
by Dr.FranknMr.Stein January 14, 2020
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Political Incontinence

When a political figure can't control his mouth about some things and nasty things come out of it.
Bowling game points of Obama:

Person a: "Did you hear what Obama said on Leno about his bowling game?"

Person b: "No"

Person a: "He said he bowled a 129 and that he played like special olympics".

Person b: "Oh, right, that's a case of political incontinence."
by franclml April 8, 2009
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