Michigan pineapple burrito

When an awkward ginger performs a rusty trombone on a Mexican while they eat a burrito, and the burrito is causing the Mexican to perform a throne of lightning on the Hawaiian, who then eats pineapple. The Mexican then performs a dirty sanchez on all of the participants. (optional)

Hungover man 1: "What happened last night?"
Hungover man 2: "Dude.. I think we had a Michigan pineapple burrito.."

by 5 sandwich May 18, 2011

Massage the Pineapple

Its when you grab your penis and smack it till it does something. For maximum damage think of girls while doing it.

I just saw a member of the opposite sex, i'm going to massage the pineapple in that public toilet over there. Cheerio.

by Nick Rogers February 2, 2009

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Spongebob squarepants

Sapphire: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Jayden: Nobody cares

by EarthlingGod1729 March 18, 2022

Pineapple Express

A sex move in which the core of a pineapple is used as a dildo to engage in intercourse, which usually causes a great amount of pleasure.

My boyfriend gave me a Pineapple Express yesterday and though it was extremely painful at first, I double orgasmed after an hour of brutal pain.

by Tammy McShammerson April 19, 2010

pineapple

A friut which sweetens seman

Pineapple sweetend my seman

by Brave Sir Robin March 31, 2007

pineboo

A crusty bit of spunk

Ergggh look at that pineboo
Get that fuckin pineboo out of my face
Sick dude, thats pineboo
Dirty pineboo
Man that pineboo reaks
Maybe you should clean up that pineboo off your floor

by triplehaha-peelord February 15, 2005

Pine Valley

A town near Horseheads in upsate New York. It is a town that is only 2 miles long surrounding a highway. All the town has is a best western and 2 farms and a bar. Rumors are plentiful and spread quickly. Only a couple of good looking women.

Man 1: Hey, you wanna o to the bar in pine valley and pick up some chicks?
Man 2: Nah, lets go to Horseheads instead

by Kent98 July 14, 2011