Sticky pig

Rubbing yourself with honey before you stick it in her oven to bake it. (Apple optional)

She wanted to try something different so I gave her the sticky pig.

by Charlotte’s Glaze December 14, 2019

chalk pig

female(s) who use there sexual prowess to seek or obtain quantities of cocaine from a group of males.

Can you believe it the pulled a G out of Big red and got some bags for the boys.

Couple of hot Sheila’s hoovered 3 quarters of it and fucked off with no sign of Johnny getting a heady, bunch of chalk pigs

by The Chow December 28, 2019

a pig on a boat

a person who is out of their comfort zone

Person 1: what did you do on your holidays
Person 2 : i was a pig on a boat

by mattysfattys March 20, 2019

Pig Bastard

A police officer

Fucking pig bastard

by puumbaz May 27, 2019

Gupta Pig

A brown person who believes they are superior to everyone else and also has a disease where they try and negotiate the price of everything.

Hank: Did you see that Gupta Pig at the grocery store trying to negotiate the price of hamster pellets?

Donnie: Yeah Gupta Pigs typically eat rodent pellets as a main source of food.

by thanksyourwelcome June 19, 2019

Guinea Pig

Guinea pigs are a furry ball, or a potato. They have little squeakers that sound like a pig being stabbed, and can go off when they hear you, the fridge opening, a bag crinkle, or if they see food.

Whenever they eat, they make little potato baby’s. Usually after eating you’ll find a mound of these. Sometimes they’ll go back for seconds sometimes and will eat the potato baby’s.
A furry potato can also be a skinny piggy which is a peeled potato.

The guinea pig was eaten by the Inca

by Peznuttychu September 20, 2019

Cleanup Pig

A pig that lives in a bathtub and cleans up all messes. His theme song is as follows. “Cleanup Pig, Cleanup Pig, does whatever a Cleanup Pig does. Can he swing from a mop, no he can’t because he’s a pig! Lookout, here comes the Cleanup Pig! (to the tune of the Spider-Man theme)

The Cleanup Pig swung from his mop- only to realize that he actually couldn’t.

by Thatguywhostalks you January 7, 2018