Owen

The guy who has sex with ur mu every single night

Hey Owen, How'd you fuck my mum this time

by Matteo Ostland March 20, 2020

Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome

You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc

The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres

by anonymous November 29, 2023

Owen and Kelley

Made for each other together forever

Owen and Kelley are perfect for each other

by JJ1307 October 4, 2020

owen nickel

dank papi meme king.

i am owen nickel

by dank papi meme king March 12, 2020

Owen

Someone who is very cocky about themselves and can never get a girl to kiss him, even when they are dating. Someone who never stops singing. He just never stops

Owen? Yeah what a fuckboy

by carina rosado September 30, 2018

Owen Wong

He is a student studying in La Salle College. He is very smart. He is the only counter to Terry Lam, who likes to throw tempo papers to form 1 students and confiscating any watch he sees with YouTube on it. He protects innocent Form 1 people who watch YouTube and play chess in class.

person A: *plays chess during form teacher period*
person B: Mr Lam is coming
owen wong: stfu I can handle this
*Terry Lam takes out 3 packs of tempo paper, sees him, and faints*

by fuckurmompussy August 22, 2024

Owen

A good friend but a crackhead at heart, calls everyone a methead, and plays video games. He never listens to you and his opinions are his to keep.

Aghh, Owen is such a shlong, he just never listens to my opinions and he's called me a methead twice tonight. I'm gonna go suck him off.

by Endless Pit June 5, 2020