Top Ramen

The bombers shit one can make when hungry

I made top ramen yesterday

by That one stranger June 11, 2017

raw top

Usually pertaining to gay sex, a male who anally penetrates his partner without wearing a condom; bareback

Mike likes barebacking his lover JC as a raw top

by mtelles May 21, 2017

Desk top

When someone gives you head under a desk.

Friend 1: Yo wassup I just got some Desk top from my girl Ashley!
Friend 2: For real bro? Nicee!

by bannanasoapman March 20, 2020

top fro

when a girl has too much pubic hair

when you can see the hair stick out of her panties she has top fro

by we here November 27, 2009

Top Shelfing

To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.

My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.

by BigOBJ7 March 23, 2007

Up Top

Origins unknown. For those living in a state below New York along the eastern seaboard, it refers to New York.

Ant: Yo, Susan when you going back up top?
Susan: I fly into Laguardia tomorrow.

by Jacques February 05, 2005

Top deck

v. to top deck: a house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.

Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top deck after the main course”.

by bromp May 15, 2008