razor piss

Painful male urination brought on by too much recent sex and alcohol.

Oh man, I stood in front of the toilet for 20 minutes trying to get my dick to bend down enough to piss. And when I did it was a RAZOR PISS!

by Ectomorph January 12, 2009

piss sled

a fold-a-bed that is pissed/soiled while passed out drunk and folded back up without washing.

dude.. i got wasted and pissed the fold-a-bed. Let's fold this piss sled up!

by timmythekid April 4, 2006

piss pipe

The penis.

Back in a minute. I have to drain the piss pipe.

by Ghost July 27, 2003

piss factory

A shitty job, usually a summer job for teenagers who are really desperate for money and will lick cow balls to get it. Sung about in a Patti Smith song.

"Hey, man, Chelsea works at a real piss factory." "Yeah, I heard she has to shuck corn for six hours a day."

by bad manners May 8, 2005

pissed as a cunt

Very, very, very drunk. To the point that you were being rude, yelling out obscenities and fighting people.

"I was 'pissed as a cunt' last night man. I told my girlfriend to 'fuck off' and waz starting fights with every other mutha-fucka in there. I woke up at 9am asleep on someones lawn."

by Diego September 4, 2003

Piss-up

More commonly used in Australia; basically a social gathering or full-blown party intentionally to get drunk. Commonly associated with pisswrecked, pissed, wreckless, drunken, wrecked, fucked.

In the holidays, there was a massive-arse piss-up to celebrate no school. 'Twas well-sick :)

by *Dools* June 13, 2005

taking the piss

joking around.

"hey bill, youre a fucking dick eater"
"what?"
"dont worry mate, im justt taking the piss"

by xxoo May 15, 2003