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Matt Lauer Button

The Matt Lauer Button is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."
She kept calling me at work after I told her 'no,' but she pressed the Matt Lauer Button when I found her waiting in my locked garage last night.

I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.
by RemoteCodeExecution December 1, 2017
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Box/Button

a small mechanical device, that turns semi automatic handguns into fully automatic handguns once clicked. typically seen on glocks.
"aye cuh tap tha box/button onnis ass"
by BuckinDisR February 21, 2024
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Button

A man’s prostate, which is stimulated when pushed during sexual arousal
“Don’t touch the red button.”

“I’m not gonna touch your button you perv.”

“Ha! Real funny bro.”
by Slangprince August 18, 2024
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belly button pudding

The pudding mixture that forms in a males bellybutton after masturbating.
I was on PornHub. 5 minutes later I made belly button pudding.
by Epicurus1988 May 13, 2016
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daniel button

Daniel Buttons are very hot and love to be around people. Daniel are the class clown at school and very athletic. Daniel’s make funny jokes and when you have a daniel as a best friend you are very lucky. Daniel’s love playing football and makes friends easily. Daniel’s get into trouble at school because they do stupid things and say something stupid. Daniel’s make the class feel fun and when he is out people wish they were there.
Wow! Daniel Button is so good at football. I wish I could date him.
by Hot Russian Momma March 16, 2022
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Belly button pokes

Poking peoples belly buttons in order to embrace their innies and outties
I participated in the belly button pokes in New Jersey on behalf of belly button pride.
by Special Zero December 16, 2019
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Button Up

To change a subject to avoid an argument.
Alex Polizzi: actually no you need to get ur fucking act together! I’m beginning to get furious!!

Hotel Owner: easy g button up!
by Joetheroadman January 4, 2021
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