Cloud

A girl called cloud is a person who is undoubtedly perfect and is the best looking girl shes funny , cute , caring and literally the best your would be lucky to be going out with a girl like her

Cloud is so perfect

by Aires April 10, 2020

cloud fucked

When Anthony Weiner's emails get synced from the cloud and you lose a Presidential election because of it

Wow, I was going to be President, until I got cloud fucked.

by Six_Flags_Kid_NC November 14, 2016

Browser-Based Cloud

An inconceivable term that should not exist. It means software that is installed across a network of internet browsers. Not secure, not safe, not feasible, not real. The type of term a salesperson would come up with without speaking to a member of marketing first.

My software is a browser-based cloud, the only thing more secure is a chimpanzee holding a banana.

by Sporky Donkey October 16, 2020

Cloud leopard

When a older man dates a younger women. Equal to cougar with the cat metaphor thing.

Stacie: Did you see Janet 's new boyfriend
Sara: Yea I did he invited us back to the senior center last night
Stacie: Janet is dating a cloud leopard
Sara: I thought those didn't exist
Stacie: Obvious they do you dumb bitch

by KiraTheSaviour July 7, 2011

Clouds

Cloud: Jerald is hot

Jenna: I EAT CLOUDS

Example 1: clouds suck

Example 2: The world would be a better place without clouds

by NOSIMPBAY November 15, 2020