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credit noob

Any noob who uses his/her credit card to purchase OP weapons or credits as a means of fighting as opposed to using their skill or actually playing the game.
Ever since the new OP weapons were released, there have been more credit noobs lately.

player 1: It's taken me a while, but I've finally leveled up to buy this gun.
player 2: Dude, I just bought it like a week ago.
player 1: I've been playing this game longer than you, and am twice your level. How do you have that gun.
player 2: I used credits to buy it after spending real money.
player1: you're such a credit noob.
by Anonymous reality January 24, 2018
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noob stock

A documentation/ inventory of noobs-- helpful for pure pwnage on such games as WoW and other MMORPG.
Jar's real world player Mike, took note of the various noobs in his game in his noob stock, to make sure he brought pwn unto them as frequently as he came across their noobish nuissance.
by Jar the Monk Squire January 20, 2008
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Noob Knobber

Yo, that chick that just started out at Frankie's is such a noob knobber, I didn't feel a thing!
by NoobKnobber#1 October 4, 2010
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apoca-noob

one that clearly has not considered how to survive the coming zombie apocalypse, will make noise in built-up areas, will drive car into heavy traffic, will take the tunnel
Rick is such an apoca-noob in the TV show, I can't wait for them to catch up with bad-ass rick from the comics.
by ddude119 October 18, 2011
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Christmas Noob

A person who received a popular multiplayer video game for Christmas that been out for a while.
I'm telling you, the Christmas Noobs are out tonight on Call of Duty.
by DarkWolf2212 May 1, 2018
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Noob Cop

These are cops who are usually 11 in most video games. They have no idea of the rules and go around shooting every one and DMING fellow cops.
Cop A shoots at Cop B: OMG U FUCKING NOOB COP!
by Vegal January 12, 2012
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Noob Hole

A Noob Hole is a hole in the human body reserved for babies and afterbirth
by Sketchy Gamer March 12, 2019
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