pence nap

When someone's inane blathering lulls you into sleep.

Listening to him talk threw me into a Pence nap

by Eratosthenes of PA August 6, 2017

Jager Nap

Take three shots of Jager then take a nap.

Allen: How did you miss your final exam brah?

Chris: Shit I was taking a Jager nap!

Allen: Winning!

by loSmittyol May 6, 2011

Nap and Rally

When you're mid-blackout and tire yourself out from dancing then take a nap and hear your favorite song, and pop up like piece of toast, and continue partying.

Chic: I think he's slumped...
Bro: Naw, wait for it. He's all about the Nap and Rally.
Me: *Hears Shoota* *Rises like the second coming of Jesus*
Bro: See there he goes back to the dance floor!

by Investigate311#BirdUp April 18, 2019

Dutch Nap

A nap that takes place before noon after waking up and working a taxing 30 minute shift. This would typically take place after going on an all night bender that would involve a combination or all of any of the following: cocaine, hookers, gambling, or consuming 15 plus alcoholic beverages.

Dutchie: I need a Dutch Nap before I come out to gamble on the Gnomes Rangers game.

Lohlogs: Stop being a Kunt.

Dutchie: I hung out with Cano and Stef and had 17 German specials then woke up for a tough morning of anchor smashing. I’m taking a Dutch Nap.

Lohlogs: Die.

by Lognuts24 April 13, 2025

DAVEaroni nap

When you nap all day while an important person is driving across the country.

I’m going to take a DAVEaroni nap, see you in 18 hours.

by Bitchbrat October 2, 2023

Nap

You’re going to sleep through it.

Let’s go to school, no that’s nap!

by Bcw February 19, 2019

Cat nap

The act of taking a after noon nap.

I’m finna take a cat nap for a hour or 2

by Titus dyfilid February 13, 2019