Mother natures got her tits out

When its absolute pearler of a day

Fuck me horse mother natures got her tits out today

by oi oi savaloi March 31, 2019

Mother-Tucker Carlson

The Trump lackey and disgraced journalist who spread the Big Lie about the 2020 Election, knowing it was a blatant falsehood. Fired my Fox News after costing them $787.5 Million in damages in the Dominion lawsuit of 2023.

That Mother-Tucker Carlson got what was coming to them for Spreading the Big Lie. Now he will have plenty of time to tan his minuscule testicles.

by LaughingAloud April 25, 2023

Sweet Mary Mother of Fuck

An offensive phrase to use when one is under stress. It is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."

Sweet Mary mother of fuck, I didn't do my theology homework

by lemonlime69 November 6, 2014

a face only a mother could love

Basically calling someone ugly.

Dude: "Look at that guy.."
Man: "He has a face only a mother could love."

by Person (: August 17, 2010

Bang a motherfucker

Originally used by University of Tennessee strong safety Eric Berry to indicate that it was time to go out on the field, crack heads and do things to generally fuck up the opposition.

The acronym BAMF is often used by Tennessee fans on Internet message boards after bruising hits on opponents by Tennessee defenders.

Let's go bang a motherfucker, man!

by MonVol August 28, 2010

Sorry Ass Mother fucker

Someone who wants you to feel sorry for them but is a no good asshole

He's a sorry ass mother fucker because he doesn't work and blames his parents for everything.

by Perfectionartista June 13, 2017

Motherwigging

When a young man puts on a wig that strongly resembles his mother's hair and then wakes up his unwitting father with a blowjob. Often used as an extreme method of coming out of the closet. The victim is said to have been "motherwigged".

Dude, I totally motherwigged my dad one morning last year and he is still in therapy.

Motherwigging did not bring us closer as I had hoped.

by Melvin of York March 16, 2010