Moose

A retarded animal also known as a Houge, it loves to try catching fish with its eye's closed, sending snapchats of its best friend coor's because no one else will hangout with it, it also majored in finger painting and sucking dick.

One time I thought I saw a Moose, but it was really a large child with down syndrome.

by HougeHouge March 3, 2017

Moose Noise

A gross, guttural noise, often described as a mixture between a grunt, a shriek, and a shout.

The belted a moose noise as he was kicked in the testicals

by gueh March 5, 2017

cow moose

A straple like creature that has a leftovers hair cut and is one ugly dude

A cow moose walked by me.

by Skfneigebeidenbeduudje June 8, 2016

Smokey moose knuckle

When you smoke a bowl and pack the bowl down with your finger then finger a girl with your resin finger

I smoked a fat one and gave this girl a smokey moose knuckle

by Turning point May 12, 2016

rising moose

A hairy boner.

Back in Canada they called me the Rising Moose .

by ComicSanss May 16, 2016

Moose bomb

When you are expecting to have a great day at work and you walk into a complete mess because your buddy moose hasn't done anything in years.

Dominic went into work tonight only to walk into a moose bomb

by Culatr January 16, 2018

Chocolate moose

What ladies get from wiping back to front.

Always wipe front to back or you'll end up with a chocolate moose .

by Trandle man January 25, 2018