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Mongolian Surprise Egg

When someone drops a bombshell mid-conversation that in no way contributes to the conversation at hand, nor provide anything to build off.
A: “So I made that playlist you asked for.”

B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”

A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”
by someguyeatingwheattoast June 28, 2025
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Mongolian Butter Piss Shnawg

When you baste and cooke a hot dog in excessive amounts of human urine and butter
I just made the best Mongolian Butter Piss shnawg

Created by Jack bannon and Eli Legault
by TiktTok Boy and gay boy July 10, 2025
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Mangos On Dih

Bro is infected, cooked, or just plain sus down there
Broo he got mangos on dih that pmo fr
by Johnjones315 July 14, 2025
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Mongolian Jaw-Locking

An aggressive act where one individual intentionally interlocks their mouth into another person’s mouth and applies maximal biting force. Unlike a traditional kiss, which relies on gentle, consensual lip contact, Mongolian Jaw-Locking involves biting pressure with the intent of teeth being shattered that can cause discomfort or fucked up teeth.
I will Mongolian Jaw-Locking the homeless guy across the street, his teeth will be absolutely shattered.
by Mongal Man July 15, 2025
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Mongoose

The East Asian countries and people where Buddhism is spread and had been cradle of Buddhism. They are called mongoose because ascetic Buddhism in Hindu traditions is referred to as protagonist Pandava of Mahabharata war nakula that litterally means mongoose. Also, in history they have confronted with the Christian countries — Russia, UK, USA, France, etc. Further, in Hinduism, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, Mohammad are shown to be born in serpent dynasty.
Mongoose Superpower 🇯🇵 offered the elephant 🐘 🇮🇳 to be partner in 6GFA program.

4 mongoose clan Asian Supermen Atilla, Temujin, Ho Chi Minh, Meiji gave nightmares to Middle East, Europe, Russia and the US.

US deserve some or the other mongoose Superpower from the East as Mongols, Vietnamese, Japanese, Koreans and at present China that's reclaiming superpower status as it used to be once during Ming Dynasty. Currently China is same for the USA as Japan used to be during WW2. USA is a snake busy creating its own enemies and mongoose very well fit in.
by Supporter of Buddhism August 12, 2025
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MongoDB

a sales team that happens to own a "web scale" database management system
mongodb is web scale, you turn it on and it scales right up
by themasterslacker September 4, 2025
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mongodb

a sales team that happens to own a "web scale" database management system
mongodb is web scale, you turn it on and it scales right up
by themasterslacker September 4, 2025
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