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Mentalist

A person who follows the religion "Mentalism"
The requirments to becoming a mentalist are:
-to be mental or physically unstable OR be a carer of said people
-To have the ability to trip over at least 4 times a day over thin air OR be able to tell when a person is about to do so
-To have 3 or more "not my" boyfriends on the go OR to try and keep a person who has from getting to far in (literally) to relationships
-To swear an oath of allience to Iona, the High Queen of the unstables and her carer, Jess, the saviour of the 'tards
-Use oxymorons a lot
'"Jess, I need help!" *flaps wrists*
"What is it dear?"
"I may or may not, with a slight posability that I might have accidentaly-on purposly, given my sort of not really-boyfriend the idea that I love him"
"And do you?"
"No, I'm bored and on a sugar rush..."
"Well, your in a bit of a Quinkydink aren't you dear"' Quoth the daily conversation of the queen and saviour of the mentalists
by Mentalists March 12, 2009
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minal

pronounced "MEAN-al"...one who bears the nickname of "PickytoezzzZZZzzzZZZ"
Minal's nickname is PickytoezzzzZZZZzzzZZ!!
by Cawwwwboiiiiiiiii May 31, 2004
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mentally insane

Mentally insane is when you are going crazy and cant controll your self and think bad thoughts along with having a bipolar ill.
That girl cary is mentally insane!
by Trill soljaaaa May 22, 2016
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Mintage

In fashion, describing the phenomenon/trend in which clothing manufacturers have appropriated vintage style by making new clothing that looks old.
Ex 1. "Wow where did you get that sick coonskin cap?"

"It's just mintage buddy, I got it at the Gap."

Ex 2. "This mintage craze confuses me, why would anyone pay 50 bucks for a fake old t-shirt when they can get a real old t-shirt for like 5. "
by dhchen February 23, 2009
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mentalstration

Furious nose picking has been known to lead to severe mentalstration
by itoldyouiwoulddoitromyyouoweme December 22, 2008
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Mental STD

When you think about screwing so many people you feel dirty mentally
Yeah i would check myself for a mental STD
by tubby jones May 20, 2011
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Mental Retardation

Guy 1:Damn bro you are kinda acting like a, Bismarck
Guy 2:What does that mean bro?
Guy 1:It means you have, Mental Retardation
by Average retarded autist August 2, 2021
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