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MILF

Man I Love Football, or more commonly, Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
by PhoenixGamer34 November 23, 2022
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Milf

A very hot mom. Milf stands for:
Mom I'd Like to F*ck.

Usually 30-59 years of age, and has a big ass and tits. Has had at least one child.
"Mrs. Twedt is the hottest milf I've seen."

Lisa Ann is an ideal definition of a milf.
by Chunky Blizzard October 13, 2020
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Milf Munchies

After spending the night with a single mom, especially if shes freaky, following the sinful acts, you retire to the kitchen and eat her kids fruit snacks.
Dude 1: Hey man where did you get those fruit snacks, I thought you were that girls house?

Dude 2: I was but I got the Milf Munchies.
by Jackolous Bakray August 21, 2021
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remuera milf

A mother (typically of a child attending King's College) who resides in the Auckland suburb of Remuera. Attends their children's hosts occasionally, and notably seen in their iconic stance: a glass of white wine in one hand while chatting with another parent. Usually attractive (therefore the 'milf' in terminology) and likely a cougar.
"That lady over there is absolutely a remuera milf if I've ever seen one."
by ilovesione June 17, 2024
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Miranda Milf

The best type of Milf ever. A Milf who isn't a mom.
Guy: Omg she's such a Miranda Milf!

Guy 2: Yeah she has big tits.
by Mumps6667 January 23, 2023
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milf

Definition (slang) describing a middle aged or older woman as a slut or whore.
milf is a woman who sleeps with other men (sugar daddy's). Or a woman who dresses in a particular way.
by meman887 August 5, 2023
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MILF

Acronym for Mom I'd Like to Fuck
We all know this. It was originally used by teenaged boys to refer to the mothers of other teenagers. Can be used to refer to any woman around the age range of your own mother whom you find so attractive that you want to have sex with them.
BUT- should NOT be used to refer to young mothers with babies. OF COURSE young fertile women are attractive to men. That's a basic human reproductive instinct. Or in other words, it's just coveting your neighbor's wife. The idea is not that they have born children, it is that they are old enough to be your mother
Guy 1: Is that your mom?! Damn, dude, she's a total MILF!
Guy 2: Don't even talk about my mom like that!
by Neko_no_Morihime April 25, 2024
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