Mad: "Why did you change your status on Facebook?"
Kyle: "Because my Mothering Friend told me it was inappropriate. Stupid cunt."
Kyle: "Because my Mothering Friend told me it was inappropriate. Stupid cunt."
by MaddieClip December 14, 2009
by Rosie November 15, 2003
(noun) Tried and true, faithful-to-the-end; unwaveringly loyal to the core; your #1 ally when the shit goes down and your cause may very well be a lost one.
I was worried about John going to that part of town, but then I learned Nikki was with him. Nikki considers John a friend and is the downedest mother fucker I know. By me learning that I brushed my worries to the side. Nikki would watch out for John and put John's well being above his own .
by Nikki Stixx December 30, 2019
Used something like holy shit, but is more fun to say, and relitivly parentaly appropriate. Best used with slight french accent.
by Putney August 06, 2005
A way to swear at someone while also blessing them at the same time. Instead of Mother F'er, this is the more appropriate "Mother Zucker".
swearing b/c it has the same force and intent of the F word -- but a blessing b/c Mark Zuckerberg has become a billionaire and one of the most influential people of our time (whether or not people like him).
swearing b/c it has the same force and intent of the F word -- but a blessing b/c Mark Zuckerberg has become a billionaire and one of the most influential people of our time (whether or not people like him).
As in - "you Mother Zucker -- i can't believe you got ANOTHER promotion"
As in - "all these mother ZUCKERs need to go ZUCK themselves"
As in - "all these mother ZUCKERs need to go ZUCK themselves"
by eSoulbb December 05, 2011
Beto O'rourke Threatened to take AR 15's from lawful owners. Beto is from TX, where it is legal to protect personal property with Deadly force.
Beto is a dumb mother fucker!
Beto is a dumb mother fucker!
person a: Beto just proposed buying back assault weapons.
person b: How can they buy back what they never owned?
person a: Beto is a dumb mother fucker!
person b: How can they buy back what they never owned?
person a: Beto is a dumb mother fucker!
by Dead Pool Fan September 16, 2019
When your best friend is far too immoral, criminal, insane, and overal lesbianish to be allowed to be a god mother, therefore you give them the title of earth mother to make them feel important.
"Amanda I don't know if you can be a god mother to my children, you are kinda weird."
"Well then Heidi I think I should be their...EARTH MOTHER!!"
"Well then Heidi I think I should be their...EARTH MOTHER!!"
by NationalAAHday October 27, 2011