backseat meat

The act of someone eating or beating someone else's meat in the backseat of a car.

Stoner Dude 1 : Dude I was in an uber with my girl on the way to the weed shop and we got hella bored so I gave her some backseat meat and she took it like a boss until the uber driver made us get out of the car and we had to walk to the smokeshop naked!
Stoner Dude 2 : Dude no fuckin way!!! know take a hit from dis bong

by Pussy Licker 69 420 September 27, 2019

meat slit

A vagina.

"Let me see your meat slit."

by medusadetected August 26, 2023

Meat Cereal

The dried kibble food made of meat that you feed to dogs or cats.

Aw crap, my cat is out of meat cereal, now what will I feed him? He's going to scratch up my couch for sure.

by Iainbonics December 30, 2010

Meat Cunt

An Orange Cunt (Trump) Supporter who is oblivious to reality and has been brainwashed beyond the point of no return.

That Meat Cunt has no fucking idea what they are talking about.

by anonymous July 11, 2023

Spent Meat

The limp, flaccid (and often dripping) flesh-like extremity protruding off of my man's mid-section after completed the horizontal Mambo. Which, is often proceeded by the Two-Finger Taco Tango.

Mr. Beagleman always gives my man's Spent Meat a lick.

by Two-Hands December 5, 2010

Sweater Meat

Extremely amazing looking boobs, specially under a sweater.

Josh: Hey bro have you seen Megan lately, she’s wearing that red sweater and makes her tits look so good!!

Steve: Now that’s what I call an amazing pair of Sweater Meat on her.

by joshwua915 March 30, 2022

pre meat

Pre meat is defined as before meat.
Such as an egg before it turns into a chick

The egg is pre meat

by Eggispremeat May 20, 2019