Loser

The person reading this.

1: nice mug!
2: thanks, it has a description of you.
2: a loser, haha get it John?
1: i had sex with your sister

by JavaBoost January 9, 2022

Loser

The person who lost 'the game'

Becky is the official loser of the game

by Farmerchatpresident January 10, 2022

California loser highlight reel

When a team that loses a game still does it cool.

Yea, the team lost, true, but how many teams still lose like that? They made it look awesome to lose, that's a California loser highlight reel right there (since not everything in life is about winning or outdoing).

by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022

California loser highlight reel

When somebody would say that was awesome after their team loses instead of "I can't watch this".

You could tell they didn't forget to have a good time even in a loss at home by watching their California loser highlight reel.

by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022

Loser

Caden, a man who has taken too many L’s to count including kissing a fat chick, dating an extremely young women, and being lead on by a fake instagram account

Did u hear that he kissed that fat bitch? Cadens such a loser.

by anonymous May 16, 2022

Loser

Caden, who has taken too many L’s to count, including kissing a fat chick, dating a much younger women, and being led on by a fake instagram account made by his friends

Did u hear he kissed that fat bitch? Cadens such a loser.

by AteDatBooty May 16, 2022

loser

ur mom

loser so fat her belly-button touches mars

by *toots a little* May 23, 2022