"I was going down on Jane and didn't realize she had her period until I looked in the mirror and saw I was wearing the devil's beard."
by deep scraps October 15, 2009

uncircumsized, unshaven large penis
by Darren Batt July 2, 2003

by Chris Lee March 14, 2005

Man did you see Todd Marjama? He had a thick beard of zits, i bet when he shaves his razor is full of whiteheads.
by rhyzz_m March 19, 2009

A person who wears a tinsle garland srand like a thong. Done to evoke laughter. Prank by young children.
by boat crew April 16, 2011

After receiving a blowjob you jizz on the girls face and immediately shave your pubical hairs on her face, essentially giving her a beard.
by -[SexDragon]- January 29, 2010
