fuckup pit

A place where you can get drunk and not get caught. Mostly used by high school teenagers to forget about their problems. A lot of virginities have been lost there.

I'm gonna go to the fuckup pit, somebody to join me?

by Pejch January 5, 2015

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Manlet Pit

A hole in the ground where manlets are found. Typically located in your local gym. Here the petite and effeminate manlet boys compare high heels, pay homage to their hero Randy Newman by singing Short People, futilely lift weights, jerk each other off and bitterly complain about women. Misery loves company. That's why the manlet pit is especially packed on Friday evenings and weekends because that's when normal people go out to socialize and have a great time. A concept that is, of course, completely foreign to a deeply insecure and comically stunted manlet pit inhabitant.

I just stepped over the manlet pit to hit the squat rack - WTF is going on down there? Just the usual, don't even worry about it bro. Everybody knows that short people got no reason.

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024

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Swimming In A Pit

Used is a noun and verb. This is a move performed at an alternative concert varying from hardcore to even pop punk. To make the "swimming in a pit move" you get on the ground in a mosh or regular pit at a concert and pretend to swim (stationary) by waving your arms and kicking your legs. This move is more for laughs than breakdowns.

Girl: "Dude, did you see that guy get on the ground and swim in the mosh pit?"

Guy: "You mean, swimming in a pit. Yeah that is the future hardcore dancing."

by the five second temper tantrum April 1, 2009

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