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grindfapping

The act of pleasuring oneself via the acquisition of a number in gaming, usually experience points or a level. Derived from the root terms 'the grind' (meaning job or repetitive process) and 'fap'
"Where was Jim at last night's LAN? Didn't he say he'd play CounterStrike with us?"

"No man, he was at home grindfapping to World of Warcraft"
by Eisen Feuer August 18, 2008
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Grand Pearl Pooh-bah

After completing a Grand Pearl Pooh-bah in Hexic for the xbox360 you then have sex with 50 girls in 2 minutes, only sticking your dick in 49 of them. On the 50th you cum on her face while yelling "Grand Pearl Pooh-bah bitch!". Similar to the Sassafrass method (see Sassafrass).
The only way that geek Peter will ever have sex is if he completes a Grand Pearl Pooh-bah.
by Grand Pooh-Bah October 17, 2006
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Guatemalan Grinder Grab

when a male victim of homosexual rape reaches back between his legs and grabs the testicles of the raper and squeezes them as hard as he can. this technique is often a last ditch effort to halt the rape in progress.
this technique is called the "guatemalan" grinder grab due to the fact that first recorded occurrence of this technique was in Guatemala.
man 1: "why you walkin all funny ralph?"

ralph: "that dirty mexican i was raping last night gave me a guatemalan grinder grab... i think he popped my right ball!"

man 1: "harsh dude! that's why i always chloroform them first!"
by feldpar February 16, 2009
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Milwaukee Grinder

A hand job given (or received) while wearing a work glove, leather or otherwise.
Today at work, I went behind the roach coach and got a MILWAUKEE GRINDER!
by Little T mart July 30, 2009
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Coffee Grinding

A term that is gaining popularity in first-person shooter online multi-player games like "Modern Warfare: 2". "Coffe Grinding" is the act of, upon a successful kill of another player, crouching over the head of the victim's dead body and proceding to perform a "grinding" motion leaving behind a residue of feces with the consistency of "used coffee grinds". This act is to shame and humiliate the victim player, and usually incites anger and violence. Normally performed when one player is "owning" another or a team of others.
After I knifed him for the 4th time in a row I felt like coffee grinding that loser as he bled out on the floor. I ran over and coffee grinded my ass all over his face and then knifed him again.
by The best part of waking up November 22, 2009
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Yucatan Meat Grinder

Prior to conducting felatio, the female partner chews up a taco whilst inserting her man's penis in her mouth.
"yo my nigga I'm not really sure if I was into the Yucatan Meat Grinder or not but an experience is an experience..i guess"
by bopboppinbitch August 23, 2011
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Grand Marshall

The oblivious, slow driver that no one can pass leading a long line of aggrevated drivers behind him, like he is the Grand Marshall in a parade.
Geezzis... I wish this Grand Marshall would pull the freak over so I can get to work!!!
by puttycake December 1, 2009
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