by ASAPpinneaple May 15, 2024

Goblin mode refers to a state of being where someone embraces laziness, sloppiness, or self-indulgence without concern for social norms or expectations. It's about being unapologetically yourself, even if that means being a bit of a mess.
“I’m going full goblin mode this weekend—staying in pajamas, binge-watching shows, and eating junk food all day.”
by YkMatt August 21, 2024

Goblin Punch is a modified form of the sexual maneuver "Donkey Punch".
Once the male partner has entered "Goblin Mode" and has reached the orgasm's event horizon, he is to strike the female in the back of the skull with the mythical hammer Mjolnir, and scream "GOBLIN PUNCH!"
Once the male partner has entered "Goblin Mode" and has reached the orgasm's event horizon, he is to strike the female in the back of the skull with the mythical hammer Mjolnir, and scream "GOBLIN PUNCH!"
"I Goblin Punched my wife last night, and I think she is going to take the week off of work because of it. I feel like she never really recovered from that."
by GoblinPuncher July 15, 2022

by tarljohnson1 August 24, 2023

by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022

by boogerjones July 9, 2023

A person who (usually in the setting of Dungeons and Dragons) impulsively keeps all loot acquired on their travels, even if it is of little to no current or future worth.
“Last session Justin was such a loot goblin, he took almost everything that wasn’t nailed down in the dungeon!”
by Troll200 August 17, 2023
