by Dork_knight98 September 8, 2016

The only coherent thought/word/statement available to any respectable sentient beings upon exposure to such items as the following:
1) any 24-hour news network for more than a minute.
2) Explanation of George W. Bush's environmental policy
3) profound rumination on the state of life as we know it
4) Door-to-door Jehovah's Witnesses at 5am
5) the realization that your dogs have eaten your entire easter basket and proceeded to vomit/explosive diarrea the whole thing throughout your living space
6) Stories about imperialism from the 1300's forward
7) the whole Bush administration
1) any 24-hour news network for more than a minute.
2) Explanation of George W. Bush's environmental policy
3) profound rumination on the state of life as we know it
4) Door-to-door Jehovah's Witnesses at 5am
5) the realization that your dogs have eaten your entire easter basket and proceeded to vomit/explosive diarrea the whole thing throughout your living space
6) Stories about imperialism from the 1300's forward
7) the whole Bush administration
CNN: "...have built a twelve foot wall to divide shi'ite and Sunni factions in the capital city...'"
Respectable sentient being: "Oh...oh they fuckin' didn't...they did. Those stupid Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!"
Respectable sentient being: "Oh...oh they fuckin' didn't...they did. Those stupid Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!"
by Spork_damage May 7, 2007

Opposite the shit. Something extremely bad or idiotic; latter half must be shouted, despite location (e.g. subway, public restroom, post office, court of law, COPs (the TV show), supermarket, classroom, movie theatre, etc.)
You: Cool, someone on urbandictionary.com just gave my definition of the fuck a thumbs up! I'm the shit!
Me: (sarcasm) Yea, becuase living your life through an online dictionary is cool.
You: Don't be jealous because I'm the shit.
Me: I'm not jealous that your the shit. I'm laughing because you're the fuck.
You: omfgroflmaobbqbatmanjuggler!
Me: (sarcasm) Yea, becuase living your life through an online dictionary is cool.
You: Don't be jealous because I'm the shit.
Me: I'm not jealous that your the shit. I'm laughing because you're the fuck.
You: omfgroflmaobbqbatmanjuggler!
by Ima G. Reatlay March 17, 2005

by Saint Ratchet March 10, 2009

"Fuck fuck fucker fuck, I left my goddamn shittypile music for Vocal Jazz in my dorm room! I am such a stupid twat."
by Matty Walty December 9, 2008

When someone is being rude.
*someone who disrespects you
*a nickname for someone you like but are little asses
*someone who disrespects you
*a nickname for someone you like but are little asses
by thatsgucci.thatschillman April 5, 2015

by Doucherrrr November 15, 2013
