throw-away friend

a friend or person who is only considered a friend when they are needed or used by another. Other times, the person will ignore them.
a person who isn't really a friend, but just being used.
a temporary friend who is only there until you're bored of them.

Sara is Jane's throw-away friend. Jane never calls her unless she needs homework help.

throw-away friend by marshthemallow February 24, 2015

National appreciate your Short friend day 

Appreciate your short friends they are a very rare species.

Friend:I am so glad I have a short friend
Short friend:??? Why are you saying this
Friend:Because it’s National appreciate your short friend day!

National appreciate your Short friend day by Globgolab January 15, 2021

Beat the piss out of an old friend 

When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.

"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."

Beat the piss out of an old friend by Kermtzu October 9, 2008

Friendasaurus 

def. An especially unattractive member of an otherwise good-looking group of socializing females.

Addendum: Also sometimes known as the "Fat Friend," one will observe that the Friendasaurus is sober and apparently PMSing, which aids in her dual roles of the outing; being the DD for the group, and as the Grandmaster Cockblocker, foiling any attempts for an eventual sexual encounter with one of the more attractive ladies of the group.

Guy1: "Dude, 2 O'clock, the redhead, she's STUPID hot!"

Guy2: "Yeah, but you see the nasty chick dancing next to her? She's a major Friendasaurus; I just saw her cockblock that guy in the green shirt."

Friendasaurus by nutman November 23, 2004

friend couple 

Two really close good friends that hang out as if they were dating. People around call the two a couple because of they see the two flirt all the time. Yet, both individuals (hopefully both) know that they will never become anything more than merely best friends.

Robert and Jillian are the biggest friend couple on campus.

friend couple by beautifulhat78 October 18, 2007

conditional friend 

Also Good Time Charlie

Yeah, Mike's my conditional friend. As long as I have an extra girl to throw at him, he'll hang around.

conditional friend by Vee Are Are Schee May 6, 2004

Waving a brown friend off to sea 

Descriptive of having a poo, to give a toilet birth

John - "Where the hell have you been, the hookers were getting bored!"

Tony - "Sorry, i was just waving a brown friend off to sea"

Waving a brown friend off to sea by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006