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International Football Month

November was the official Month the best sport on earth was invented.
International Football Month is the best month ever
by WorldFootballPresident June 16, 2024
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Beal City Football

Beal City Football is full of guys who think they’re the shit when most are just douche bags. Although there actions speak different considering they are like goated at football.
I’m joining Beal City Football!
LMAO, have fun with those douche bags
by i hate u bitches101 November 30, 2021
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football

The sport that suck and marching band is so much better then. Band gets more trophy's then the football and the band does not have bench warmers.
The football team sucks. The people only come for the half time show from the band
by 871263489725t2187ry1289try9128 February 12, 2019
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Football team

"Hey football team, before the game let's Uber to Dick's and get some fresh merch"
by Scooter McToot December 9, 2025
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maroon football

When a male aggie penetrates a females butthole for the first time!
I still can’t believe that she let me maroon football her after the game last night! It was messy
by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023
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Footballer

Footballer means Cristiano Ronaldo is the best footballer
The best footballer is ronaldo
by Kapix November 21, 2022
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Poobatty-Football

Poobatty-Football it the sport, played around a poobatty-ball court. Players must stand AROUND THE OUTSIDE of the court and kick the ball being used over the poobatty-net. The ball must bounce once within the other teams half before reaching players of the other team who then have 4 touches (max one per player) and as many bounces (on or off the court) as is necessary before returning the shot. If a team fails to return a shot with 4 touches then the round is lost. Scoring is the same as tennis with points, games, sets and matches, a team can only win a game by two clear points.
Whats the Poobatty-Football World Championships score? GBR are winning by 3 sets 2 games and a point.
by THE_TRAIN July 2, 2011
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