flaming fuck

When a man blindfold a woman and instead of fucking her, he maturbates her with a lit cigar

Yo, I gave that chick a flaming fuck she'll never forget.

by Andy K March 24, 2004

Feeming-Fendel

Someone who gives themselves a 'Dutch Oven' repeatedly until reaching climax.

Bob was forever banned from the dating website after naming his profile “Feeming-Fendel ISO Fecal Freak”.

by J Dogg July 26, 2004

flaming-hoop

origin:
unknown

Etymology: Middle English flaume, flaumbe, from Latin flammula, diminutive of flamma flame; akin to Latin flagrare to burn
and
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English hOp; akin to Middle Dutch hoep ring, hoop

Function: noun

1) residual asshole injury typically cause by the fire shits

see also: sore-hoop and hoop-sting

"Excuse me Mr Pharmacist, I need some Preparation-H; H as in hoop for my flaming hoop!"

"No thanks, I prefer to stand as I have some serious flaming hoop"

by SumDumGuy September 18, 2004

Indian Flaming Fist

A sexual act where a man dips his fist into curry powder before fisting a woman. The woman enjoys a double sensation of both vaginal pleasure and intense burning.

Wanna Indian Flaming Fist tonight?

by AlexP64 January 21, 2011

flaming nazi

The act of a male removing his feces-stained penis from the anus of a female or another male and painting a swastika on his/her forehead.

Steve: "So did you fuck my ex-girlfriend yet?"

John: "Oh yeah, and I gave her a flaming nazi to boot!"

Steve: "Awesome..."

by M-Dogg82 November 25, 2006

flaming noob turkey

A flaming noob turkey is saying when a friend does or says something stupid, now you could say your a flaming noob turkey to them

-hey ronald i ollied a cat yesterday.
-hey bobby i really dont care you flaming noob turkey .

by TheCheezyBallz May 5, 2011

Flamingo

When you break a girls left or right knee, then make her stand on it, then force her to cross the other leg (like a flamingo stands) Then placing your penis between the crease in the folded leg, and making her rock back and forth.

Dude that bitch gave me a flamingo!
It musta hurt!

by Sargent Salty Bacon May 20, 2008