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cheddar facial

The etymology of this word has been lost by historians, counter-intuitively the world also is not related to physical cheese or spa treatments.

A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.
Chichael- Bro, I have been trying for weeks to grow out facial hair to make me look like the evil burger king, but since I am a little boy in a mans body my facial hair comes in patchy and thin.

Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!

::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::

Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!
by Cup of Rice February 25, 2014
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Munt facial

When you smear the vaginal juices from munting on your face, leave it on for one night.
Then wait till it dries and ask for a kiss.(not that anyone would kiss you)
"john gave me a munt facial the other night and sara kissed me."
by xXxScrubLordxXx February 4, 2015
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Mini facial

When a man who can only produce small amounts of cum, nuts all over a girls face.
Ooh baby you ready for this mini facial?
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Presidential Facial

When you go to Mount Rushmore and bust a nut on all four presidents.
Friend 1: Yo dude I just took a road trip to South Dakota!
Friend 2: Did you get that Presidential Facial?
Friend 1: Yes sir!
by The_Russiann January 12, 2016
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cream facial

Cum all over Someone's face!
I gave her an amazing cream facial.
by Kmac148 April 11, 2016
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posh facial

Wearing a bow tie whilst ejaculating in partners face
Last night i gave my gf a posh facial
by dirtyfuckers April 19, 2016
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reverse facial

When a woman squirts all over a person's face once she orgasms. Unlike reverse bukkake, it's only one woman giving you a reverse facial.
My Mistress rewarded me for being such a good boy by giving me a reverse facial and cumming all over my face.
by Mistress Emmy October 5, 2016
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