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The Expendabalds

The Expendabalds are an elite group of bald Tobys conceived to root out and destroy enemies of his High Holiness, Lord Teezus. Operating under the stewardship of TFlowerFitness himself, the Expendabalds' wide array of skills includes assassinations, espionage, Government destabalisation and marauding females. In 2023, following outcry from Iron Popat that the group liked diversity, the Expendabalds recruited Toberella into their ranks. She has over 200 confirmed kills to date, and has seduced and secured information from some of the world's most powerful men.

If you see a member of the Expendabalds in public, it is a surefire sign that chaos is soon to erupt. Avoid engaging with them unless absolutely necessary. Your best and only hope of survival is to hide and pray they don't find you.
Jeepers Batman, it's the Expendabalds!
by PureSwift074 April 13, 2023
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electric pop explosion

A rad phrase used to describe something that is AMAZING!!!!
The grocery store played Touchdown Town Around, it was an electric pop explosion frenzy!!!
by The Beef & V-Shizzle September 13, 2008
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east bay express

An extremely pretentious Bay Area publication that hates everything that isn't as "cool" as they are.
Typical East Bay Express review: "Citizen Kane was half an hour too long which completely ruined the entire movie and the story was pointless (Actually, the point was clearly stated but we are required to include the word "pointless" in all of our reviews.)
by Myxamatosis March 23, 2007
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The Brian Peppers Experience

Noun. This term is used for any incidence of molestation or rape, usually dealing with small boys. It's a phrase that can be used in any everyday conversation, as long as you are under the age of 8.

Brian Peppers is feared around the world, it's no wonder there's a term named after him.
"Mom, I had "The Brian Peppers Experience" today, he said he didn't want you to know I've been playing video games at his house all week. He made me a cool drink, and that's all I remember!"
by Katy and Amanda September 2, 2007
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The TC Experience

When a seemingly simple or innocent plan becomes more complex and dangerous than originally anticipated (derived from Tom Clancy). Used to emphasize deception and intrigue in daily events and experiences.
When Eric offered to take me to the movies I said "sure why not," little did I know that he had planned to give me the TC experience by the end of the night.
by Crubaka September 2, 2009
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pound and explode

To fist bump, immediately followed by opening your hand completely in an explosion-like manner.
After Dan and Steve fist bump

Dan: That was weak brozay.
Steve: Why?
Dan: You gotta pound and explode.
by bmazz88 August 1, 2010
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near sex experience

When a virgin got his/her partner's pants off but you couldn't make it to the sex because of some unfortunate event like erectile disfunction or the girls menstrual cycle or some emergency at work or home.
Alan have you even had sex? Alan: No but i've had a near sex experience.
by AJ18 May 14, 2014
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