Evans are either tall and skinny or short and fat. There’s no in between. He’ll lead you on but treat you like a queen while doing so. He claims to love you when he loves someone else more. He also has a very close friend. Almost like a sidekick. They’re very similar, most likely the same body type and accent. Evan can cook too, so no need to learn, ladies!
Andrei : “I love Evan so much!”
Cynthia : “Wait, he told me he loved me last night”
Andrei : “I’m not surprised, we can just share!”
Cynthia : “Wait, he told me he loved me last night”
Andrei : “I’m not surprised, we can just share!”
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Bod: starving me like.
Bod 2: aye, i could put some scran away like.
Evan: DiD sOmEbOdY sAy JuSt EaT? Ooooooo....
Bod 2: Yes Evan lad!
Bod 1: Someboy ev laaaaaad!
Bod 2: aye, i could put some scran away like.
Evan: DiD sOmEbOdY sAy JuSt EaT? Ooooooo....
Bod 2: Yes Evan lad!
Bod 1: Someboy ev laaaaaad!
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by FactsManSoListen April 20, 2020
Get the Evan mug.That lil bitch that thinks he's your friend but in reality he's just a weirdo. Evans typically are indie and wear way too much flannel. They think they are guitar gods but in reality just suck at everything. Girls hate him.
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