chip eater

Common person, usually resident in one of the lesser-developed cities (such as Liverpool) and more specifically on a council estate (the UK’s version of “da projects”), who likes to eat chips for/with every meal. Typically they will wear extremely tacky looking gold jewellery and fake Burberry clothing. They have very little or no education, nor do they have any recognisable communication skills. They blow most of the government's generous scum-allowance on the day they receive it, on scratchcards and then in the pub, then subsist on Bensons and food from the chippy for the rest of the month. Consequently they are malnourished and have weeping sores on their faces. Generally criminal, and frankly unlikely to ever contribute anything to society. Since conscription is unlikely they aren't even good for absorbing bullets fired by johnny-foreigner, and so serve no purpose and should be ethnically clensed. They feel no remorse in procreating way beyond their financial means. Moreover, if they find themselves to some level of pecuniary advantage, they feel obliged to screw this up by dropping a sprog at the earliest opportunity.

Me: Hey! You sir! Why are you eating chips so early in the morning?
Chip Eater: Just got da fookin dole an' am from fookin Toxteth.

by Sean Adanby January 13, 2004

Enterpreneur

(noun)

The unemployed who like to pretend they work for themselves; MLM scammers; assholes of the highest ordeal

I sell overpriced tea on Facebook; I'm an enterpreneur.

by ItsNotAnOpportunity June 9, 2018

tinsel eater

A drooling simpleton. Likely to put anything shiny or bright in their mouth.
cf "window licker".

"I'm not inviting him. He's a fucking tinsel eater"

by anonnymuss August 12, 2003

orange eater

(1)Some who enjoys citrus fruits.

(2)To cockblock someone with your nutritious eating, and non drinking shannanigans.

John prefers to eat oranges instead of drinking at a party, then conveniently remembers to remind eric that the girl he is hooking up with is not his girlfriend.

Andrew: I hate that, he is always denying guys getting laid, the damned orange eater

by Andrew Reynolds January 21, 2008

Young Enterprise

A young business enterprise for British school 6th-formers.

Guy 1: What are you selling this for?

Guy 2: It's for young enterprise.

by KrikenKing March 10, 2010

watermelon eater

Straight up niggers. Why do they eat so much watermelon anyways?

Joe : My uncle George Floyd died last week
Adam : I don't give a single fuck you fucking watermelon eater. Go back to work.

by MikeLitoris01 August 17, 2023

booger eater

A person who is over the age of 13 and still watches wrestling (WWE, not the real kind).Booger eaters often suffer from the following symptoms:
-Lack of a life
-Lack of a girlfriend (or boyfriend in many booger eater cases)
-Masterbates...ALOT!(Many times while watching wrestling)
-Thinks wrestling is real and a sport
-Fascination watching oiled up men in their undies grab eachother and basically have sex.
-Always quoting wrestlers
-Will give this definition a thumbs down because they watch wrestling...therefore, are booger eaters.

guy#1- Hey dude, if you smell what i'm cooking, you'll know that i can kick your butt any day of the week!
Me- Shut up, booger eater.

guy#2- Hey, wanna come over to my house and watch lubed up men do everything except penetration? Maybe after that we can masterbate and talk to girls on the internet?
Me- No, you god damn booger eater.

by UncleJesse!!!1 May 9, 2006