Eating Abo's

Someone who performs the act of eating aborted foetuses

Not to be confused with eating the natives of Australia

Hey Gideon, your breath smell like death, have you been eating abo's

by Tixmax July 30, 2020

Eat a dick

When someone makes jest of you and your response is in desperation.

Playa 1: Yo, ur pants so tight, your back pockets overlap.

You: Fuck you man, eat a dick.

by Zero Shitz Given May 05, 2020

Eat a dick

To tell someone to basically go fuck off or shut the hell up

All the haters can eat a dick!

by BounceOnBy March 25, 2019

Eat a Mango

Smoke a blunt, do edibles

I ate a real juicy mango last night
Me and Kyle are gonna eat a mango later

by BigSmokeSmallToke January 25, 2020

Clean Eating

Going down on a woman that has extreme bush (bush that starts above her belly). When you start to come back up because you don’t want choke, she spreads her lips and tells you it’s time to do a little clean eating.

After rummaging through her lady garden, she finally spread her lips and offered a little clean eating.

by Sicbastard August 25, 2018

eating lemons

Hockey slang for when a player can't score in a shoot out

"I get the feeling I'm gonna get good at eating lemons this season."
-"What's your record so far?"
"2 for 14...."
-"Yupp, enjoy those lemons!"

by Dangler19 October 07, 2013

eat a brick

An insult in the same light as "shove it up your a ass" and "fuck off". It means for one to leave you alone and do something else.

Person 1: I hate you! Your such a jerk!
Person 2: oh go eat a brick you count!

by Odd black January 29, 2018