soft erection

See half-boner. Slightly increased blood flow to dick caused by slight feelings of arousal.

Usually experienced during legitimate arousal when standing or multitasking.

Also experienced as a defense mechanism in genetically superior males when about to nail a fat chick, as the penis will attempt to reject blood flow, resulting in an increase in time to achieve full boner status, which the penis hopes will be long enough for its master to pass out, give up due to frustration, or realize what he is about to bang and leave, so as to prevent conception of fat children by superior sperm.

Henry experienced a soft erection upon being handed a drink by the blonde server at the roulette table.

by Dopplegangbanger May 8, 2014

Relationship

(n.) The greatest thing anyone could ever experience

(n.) The most painful thing anyone could ever experience

My relationship is amazing.

My relationship is failing.

by Miggyc123 September 7, 2015

Ghost Relationship

A relationship that is over, but is not completely dead. It haunts you.

Are you and that dood going out?

No,we're in a ghost relationship though.

by glubglubglubyep December 30, 2011

Starter-Kit Relationship

A meaningless relationship between the ages of 12 and 15, in which you sit together at lunch and occasionally hold hands.

My starter-kit relationship consisted of touching her thigh...once.

by Trench-Town August 21, 2009

erection

Japanese pronunciation for ELECTION

Today, being erection day, I almost pissed my pants when my vote wasn't counted.

by daryl671 November 8, 2006

Buffer Relationship Status

A joke relationship status on Facebook made after a serious one has just been terminated. This makes it so one's status is not set to nothing (or worse to "Single"). Common BFR's are: It's Complicated with, Married to...ect. They are usually set around one to three months, until the person can set their status as "Single" shamelessly.

Yeah, well Mary and Jack broke up. So I think it's just her Buffer Relationship Status

by sammysan517 March 14, 2011

erection

a building; the end result of a construction crew's erecting efforts.

Just looking at that big, beautiful erection that Frank Lloyd Wright designed gives me an erection.

by Nick D April 18, 2003