Donut Dutch oven

A donut Dutch oven is when you have a donut on your cock and the peso. Sucking you off starts eating it then you cum on her breasts and throw her under a blanket then fart in it and run off while she throws up under the blanket.

Guy: stop sucking and eat the donut.
Girl: okay daddy
Guy: cums on her
Girl:starts licking it
Guy: grabs blanket and puts it on her
Girl:hey
Guy:farts and runs
Girl:pukes
Next day
Guy: I gave my girl a donut Dutch oven
Friend: sick bro

by CreamyPEANUT January 18, 2022

cherry frosted donut

To eat pussy while the female is in the menstruation cycle and she is in the vaginal blood discharge stage.

Dude that dumb bitch got me drunk and she didn't even bother telling me she was on the rag.. i woke up on the floor with a cherry frosted donut

by Dickhead92 March 9, 2015

go eat a donut

created by the person above...BAD comeback to your mom or your face...it's for people that are just stupid and dont know how to insult with something good like you mom.your face...or just stupid people

person 1- that's ugly
person 2- your mom's ugly
person 1- your face is ugly
person 2- your mom's face is ugly
person 1- GO EAT A DONUT
persons 2 to 6 billion-...that was the most retarding thing ever...
person 1- so...

person 1 ends up crying and running away...not person 2...

by jensena xD December 28, 2005

Chocolate Donut Tattoo

When a person presses their asshole against another person or object, leaving a shit ring that resembles a donut.

"Charles pressed his ass against my arm and left a chocolate donut tattoo."

by Abbass September 6, 2007

go eat a donut

this phrase was created by Steve (Stefan) of Atlanta, Georgia. something as an insult instead of always using your mom or your face. inspired by your mom, your face, and the simpsons.

Ex: 1

person 1: your fat
person 2: your mom's fat
person 1: your face is fat
person 2: GO EAT A DONUT!
person 1: .......(cries and runs away)

Ex: 2

(person 2 comes back)

person 2: your mom's fat.
person 1: go eat a donut u fat piece of s**t!!
person 2: .......(cries and runs away...again...)

by steve k. December 11, 2005

jelly-filled donut

When a guy ejaculates into his hand and holds it in his loosely-closed fist. At an appropriate time, he squeezes his fist in the face of his partner and the ejaculation squirts out of the side of his fist like the jelly out of a donut.

Would you like a jelly-filled donut?

*squirt*

Tastes good doesn't it?

by Texas Jelly Man January 28, 2010

social donut hole

1) A loser with no friends or life.

2) The 'aura' around such people.

3) A somewhat Valley-girlish insult thrown at the unpopular (in the '80s, anyway).

Ewww. Tiffany, check out the social donut hole!

by Seanio March 21, 2004