Dollar Store Gooner

that one video of a guy ejaculating on a woman's leg inside of a dollar tree, than runs outside and flees. Straight up a "bust and run".

The dollar store gooner was faced with federal charges.

by Sapphire Stroker April 20, 2025

9 dollars

It’s fuckin 9 dollars

I PAID 9 DOLLARS FOR THIS?

by ߷cringybunny߷ November 3, 2017

Dime in a Dollar Store

Something of little value, not even worth spending a dime in a dollar store for.

You ain’t shit, you ain’t worth a dime in a dollar store…

by purplesteps May 26, 2023

Dollar Tree obama

hakeem keep dreaming jeffries

hakeem keep dreaming Jeffries is the dollar tree obama whose face will end up on food stamp cards

by Batman the Punisher October 21, 2025

Trump Dollar

The equivalent of $1,200 USD; also in reference to the stimulus check provided to American's during the 2020 COVID-19 Beer Virus outbreak

Billy was recently laid off from his job. Billy used one Trump Dollar to pay for a luxurious vacation instead of paying his mortgage like a logical human being.

by Q-Anonymous April 29, 2020

million dollar corporation

Describes someone who is amazing.

I'm a fuckn million dollar corporation man!

by ChalooMaloo December 5, 2021

a dollar o'day

Da modest amount dat you hope dat yer new frecklefaced-redhead girlfriend will cost you. (Note: I am totally pro-equality, and so there is no gender-bias intended here; it's just that it's a long-practiced tradition that the guy picks up the tab for any dating-related expenses that the girl incurs, especially if "HE had asked HER" --- i.e., the guy had been the one who had approached the girl for the date --- and so the idea would be that SHE was doing HIM a favor by being his partner, and therefore she should not have to burden her own budget during said outing.

What with modern sky-high prices even for simple foods and entertainment, expecting a cute Irish chick to be content with just "a dollar o'day" in dating costs might be a bit unrealistic; a better thing to do would be to discuss beforehand what said hot Celtic-origined damsel most enjoys for meals and/or recreation, and then see if said preferences can be palatably met in a fairly-economical fashion, such as walking/biking around to various places instead of driving, having a picnic of supermarket-fare instead of eating out, renting a video instead of going to a theater, visiting hiking-trails and scenic overlooks instead of shelling out for pricey park-entry fees, etc..

by QuacksO August 9, 2025