Post Pootum Depression

The feeling of loss or emptiness one has after an epic bowel movement. This feeling can be accompanied by separation anxiety mixed with a feeling of euphoria. In most cases, a feeling of "lightness" or "lightening" may be experienced.

The day after eating at that Brazilian steakhouse followed by 2 cups of coffee I suffered from Post Pootum Depression.

Last night I sat staring at the wall, feeling empty, like a big part of me was just flushed away. I think I was suffering from Post Pootum Depression.

by swivet February 5, 2010

Post Novel Depression

The feeling of extreme boredom/anxiety, in the first few days, following the completion of a good book.

Ever since finishing 'Cloud Splitter' by Russel Banks, I just can't seem to shake this Post Novel Depression.

I almost turned the tv on, maybe I have Post Novel Depression?
The doctor prescribed 'Barnes and Nobel' for my Post Novel Depression.

by Lance H. Johnson June 6, 2010

Post-masturbation Depression

Post-masturbation Depression, A.K.A. PMD, is the feeling of depression, and sadness that you just molested yourself. When you have PMD, the victim loses all of his/her sexual appetite.

Mark: Hey Kyle want to go to a strip club?
Kyle: No thanks, I just jerked it and have the worst case of Post-masturbation Depression
Mark: Lame...

by Jmg826 May 28, 2009

Late night depression

n. The feeling of depression that arises when pondering over life late at night. Tends to occur when you first begin to resist the feeling of tiredness, often dissipating after overcoming that initial exhaustion.

"I feel bad, I keep complaining to my girlfriend about how much my life sucks."
"Why's it always come up?"
"Stupid late night depression."

by tulio1991 May 28, 2009

Post-Summer Depression

It's when you're feeling down because you've just realized that summer is over and there will be no sun, swimming in the river or the sea, sleeping under the stars, feeling the warmth of the sun on your face, summer rains, summer loves, sexy summer clothes, for a year, and you have to get back to school or your job. Usually the feeling of down is stronger, the better the summer was. It's even stronger if you realize that average person has about 70 summers during their lifetime.

Joe: I'm feeling down these days.
Bob: Why dude?
Joe: Summer is over man, we have to start preparing for school and stuff... Like real life, you know...
Bob: Yeah...
Joe: I'm feeling Post-summer depression or something like that.

by goldenb0y August 26, 2009

Post Gig Depression

The feeling you get the day after you see a really fantastic gig. You get depressed that it ended, and want to go back in time and relive the moment, even though you know you can't. Can last up to a week, depending on the awesomeness of the gig.

I saw (insert fantastic band here) last night and now i've got post gig depression!

by thisisxcore August 23, 2005

Post-series depression

The feeling you get after finishing the final book of a series or finishing the last episode of a certain show.

Symptoms may include:

• Need to re-watch or re-read
• Over fangirling/fanboying
• Excessively projecting felt love towards series via internet
• Wanting of a new installment that will surely never come

Boy: I think I have Post-series depression after watching the final episode of American Horror Story!

Girl: I felt the same way after reading the final chapter of the last Harry Potter book.

by ladygingermanboything January 3, 2012