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darth vodka

a fictional character made up to be a villian that likes to drink vodka and sing karoake. a huge vodka drinker that wakes up late every morning.
The Puff Man did a darth vodka every morning and smelled like lighter fluid.
by The BDZ April 24, 2009
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Darth Vader

When getting head as your partner pulls away you cum up your partners nose instead of in their mouth, creating a nassel rasping sound when they talk like Darth Vader.
I totally Darth Vadered that girl, she was sneezing for hours.
by Kboss156 July 30, 2009
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dartsam

see: avi bitton
avi sensed dartsam in natalie's remark on blackberry messenger. how uncanny!
by chunkey monkey October 18, 2009
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Darth Gizmo

The coolest dog in the world.

Part Terrier, Part Poodle, Part Sith Lord.

Part Mr Whippy Machine.

Braver than a brave thing when there is a sheet of glass or a fence between him and the enemy. Meek enough to probably inherit a planet when not.

Usually is owned by the coolest people in the world (unless they are around 4' 5" and 9years old)
"ohh look at that dog, isn't he cool!!"
"That IS the Darth Gizmo, he is your father*. Prolly."

(*Technically impossible due to having been de-nadded)
by Ha-Tee September 29, 2010
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Darth Vader

The act of jizzing into a girl's throat while giving you a blow job, or a dude if that's your speed (wink wink), and having them choke. The choking, and struggling to breath sounds much like Darth Vader.
Dude! I jizzed into Charlie Sheen's mouth, and he totally went all Darth Vader.
by proudyellowman April 28, 2011
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Dartigan

A long, strait, precise shot in sports of accuracy - namely golf.
He played like shit all day, but he hit a real dartigan on hole 5.
by Hamnuts December 10, 2011
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Darter Downs

A very old football warm up exercise created by former Apopka High School football coach Morton "Bull" Grit. It is essentially a set of squats but spelling 'Darter" in between every rep. What's funny about this is that the letters are made from the body. So if you want an exercise that really gets around, try doing some Darter Downs. You will love it! They are so fun you'll be Dartin' through the mud.
Bull: Hey Bryant, you feel like some exercise? How about a round of Darter Downs?

Bryant: Darter Downs? I don't know what you're talking about.

Bull: (growling) Sure you do. We've done these hundreds of times. Remember, you squat and spell 'Darter'? You know, you use your body to spell it. Remember how fun they are? Come on, let's do a set!

Amos: Darter Downs? I'll bet you Laotian Kips you can't do 50 of them. (saluting) Ten HUT!

Bryant: You're on, you big brig! If only Grandma Marty could see this. (Bull and Bryant start doing Darter Downs) D-A-R-T-E-R. Grrrrrr!

Bull: (laughing at Bryant) He better pay up! He lost. You know, I was once stationed in Ventiane, the capital of Laos.

Bryant: (starts doing another Darter Down) Wow! These are so much fun. From Vero Beach to Ventiane, the Darter Down's got it going on.

Bull: High wing! These rock!

Amos: You've sold me. Here's your Kips.
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 11, 2011
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