crush goggles

For when a person has a "crush" on a person and then starts seeing that person as faultless or perfect normally seen also in New relationships or "honeymoon goggles".

She sees him so perfectly must be crush goggles

by hello the idiot that use this November 27, 2014

lightbulb crush

The initial crush that makes you realize you’re not 100% straight.

I wasn’t sure if I liked girls, but Jamie was my lightbulb crush that made me sure I did.

by Gayqueeeen May 11, 2018

crushing the tomato

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an overweight woman.

Taking the virginity of an overweight woman.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally popped Becky's cherry last night.
Guy 2: Bro, Becky is like 250 pounds, you weren't popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.

by datmanydocris January 15, 2016

butt crush

One who as crush on some person's butt

Marilyn has a butt crush on Scottie

by Dirty Dancing September 01, 2008

crush test

a way to tell if pot seeds will grow. Place on a table and push down with your thumb. If it crushes it wont grow. if it survives it will.

those seeds passed the crush test. lets go grow some chronic.

by Mr.bud August 09, 2006

beat crush

v., In competition, to defeat a hated rival. Typically used among fans of college football.

n., A noteworthy defeat of a rival in competition.

Auburn will straight-up beat crush Bama this football season.

by IHeartCats October 05, 2011

Porn Crush

An infatuation with a pornographic actress (or actor I suppose) resulting in meaningless hours of porn viewing of the same scenes.

I missed work three days this week feeding my porn crush on Lezley Zen.

I spent my college tuition watching Brooke Haven.

by tveblen January 27, 2011