1)Something that Professional Parrots try to avoid/stay sober from
2)a Drug that is offered by mysterious strangers that resembles crack...
2)a Drug that is offered by mysterious strangers that resembles crack...
mysterious stranger - hey you, wanna but a cracker?
professional parrot - I'M TRING TO GIVE THAT UP GOD DAMMIT!!
professional parrot - I'M TRING TO GIVE THAT UP GOD DAMMIT!!
by ashimattack February 9, 2008
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by Elf February 27, 2004
Get the cracker with cheese mug.A cracker is a white person who has committed an act of bitchassness. A white male/female who has been offensive in a manner that requires them to be called a bitch but cracker adds a little versatility to the reaction of the person who is the victim of the white person's bitchassness act.
A black person is in line at the icecream truck and tells his friend he wants to get a fudge bar; the icecream man announces to the line that there is one left. A white person in fron of him hears him tell his friend he wants to get a fudge bar and decides that he should be the one to get that last fudge bar; knowing damn well he wanted a creamsicle. The white person gets the fudge bar to deliberately piss of the black person. The black person turns to his friend and says "what THee fuck, did you just see what this fuckass cracker did?"
by MagnificaChella March 5, 2009
Get the cracker mug.A Name that Black Male/Female may call a person of the white race.
The Name Cracker NEVER offends a white person EVER. Because Cracker is hardly a offensive name.
The Name Cracker NEVER offends a white person EVER. Because Cracker is hardly a offensive name.
Black Male: Hey yo Cracker you best be givin me yo green or get steppin out my territory.
White Male: Why?
Black Male: Why? ill tell you why you cracker ass chump, cos ill snuff yo ass if you dont give me yo cash or get runnin bitch.
White Male: erm i think ill pass on both n just carry on walkin man, n cracker dont offend me so just call me something offendin next time you see me
Black Male: fuck you *BANG BANG BANG* HAHAHA CRACKER ASS FOOL ill just take dat shit from you then.
White Male: Why?
Black Male: Why? ill tell you why you cracker ass chump, cos ill snuff yo ass if you dont give me yo cash or get runnin bitch.
White Male: erm i think ill pass on both n just carry on walkin man, n cracker dont offend me so just call me something offendin next time you see me
Black Male: fuck you *BANG BANG BANG* HAHAHA CRACKER ASS FOOL ill just take dat shit from you then.
by Kid Valor August 19, 2008
Get the cracker mug.a substance that can be extracted from pale face demons. Excess amounts of it are found in white foods, white music, and white media.
Micheal J: Hey Wayne Brady
Wayne B: Yeah
Micheal J: You're getting low on CJ, that mayo/pita bread sandwhich and diet pepsi wasnt enough
Wayne: Yeah you're right I should probably watch another episode of friends and put in some Barbara Streisand.
Micheal J: Fucking A dude... fucking a
Wayne B: Yeah
Micheal J: You're getting low on CJ, that mayo/pita bread sandwhich and diet pepsi wasnt enough
Wayne: Yeah you're right I should probably watch another episode of friends and put in some Barbara Streisand.
Micheal J: Fucking A dude... fucking a
by Chandler July 28, 2004
Get the cracker juice mug.(noun)A historically accurate re-naming of a person who gives a gift, only to ask for it back later. Derives from Indian Giver
The US Government has always been a cracker-giver in it's dealings with Native Americans. Cracker-giving is exemplified by the 1832 Treaty of Washington. Within days the promises made in it on behalf of the United States had been broken."
cited from: A People's History of the United States Howard Zinn
cited from: A People's History of the United States Howard Zinn
by SCHA-LA October 6, 2005
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