A man who hordes condoms and names them by the box. After used, he sucks the sweat out of the condom and stores them as a collection.
by IMolestMyCatBecauseHeLikesIt March 28, 2020

by penistoucher424 February 28, 2025

by Adventure13.1 May 4, 2017

by Duskfuxker March 22, 2024

When you know that shit doesn’t feel the same with one, but you’ve slipped one past the goalie in the past and you can’t tell her the last time you got your shit tested so she’s super gay about it and makes you wear a condom.
"When was the last time you got tested?"
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."
by Old Bae December 3, 2017

A Brazilian War Condom is achieved by farting into a condom and eating the condom. This will in turn be defecated out, therefore shitting a fart and producing a Brazilian War Condom.
Aw man, i'm feeling real constipated right now. I might have a Brazilian War Condom to clear me right up.
by Chubbledyplunk February 14, 2021

by Horseee Girl! July 18, 2016
