Ghost of Christmas yet to come

guy who rap-battled Ebeneezer Scrooge

Boo!
You're gonna die
With no-one to love you and no one to cry
Alone by youself on the bed of your death
With a stench of regret on your last dying breath
Cause you've chosen the path of a selfish man
With Tiny Tim's innocent blood on your hands
The penance you should pay for the way you behave
Is written as plain as the name on this grave
- The ghost of Christmas yet to come

by Ebeneezy November 11, 2022

Surf City, here we come

Theme song shared by Huntington Beach protestors and viruses alike.

As thousands of Californians stormed the beach to protest stay-at-home orders, the Coronavirus joined them in singing "Surf City, here we come!

by Monkey's Dad May 2, 2020

Son, can you come downstairs?

Alright, everyone get your notebooks out because this is our term today because this means that shit gonna go down, "Son, come downstairs" can go out different ways depending on the race of your parent (usually its your mom) if your white your gonna have that shit like its peaceful mode on Minecraft because they would probably yell at you or something. ANY OTHER RACE OTHER THAN WHITES, NIGGA YOU BETTER START RUNNING FOR THE HILLS LIKE A RUNAWAY SLAVE BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS ABOUT TO DO A MORTAL KOMBAT MOVESET ON YOUR ASS ABOUT TO SEND YOU TO JESUS

IF MOM WAS WHITE

Mom: Son, can you come downstairs?

Timmy: Mom, what the hell do you want

Mom: Timmy, can you tell me why you just killed your teacher? Its a very naughty thing to do

Timmy: What kind of retarded question is that mom? I was doing that shit because I was in a depressed state because of my goddamn teacher assigning me to much fucking homework, you filthy bitch. This conversation makes me uncomfortable and you are bringing my anxiety levels up, mommy

Mom: Ok, son, just wanted to make sure, if the cops come here, remember daddy has his guns downstairs!

Timmy: Ok bitch

IF YOUR MOM WAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHITE

Mom: Jamal Martin, get your ass down here before I drag it for you!

Jamal: Yes mom?

Mom: Why the fuck did I get a email from your teacher that you were misbehaving?

Jamal: Oh, its because of-

NEXT DAY

Timmy: Oh look, someone is on a milk cartoon!

by Niggainator January 1, 2023

now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

hermione granger - the philosophers stone

"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley

by hermione p October 12, 2023

12th comandment

the 12th comandment: thou shall not commit douche baggery

dude hella band geeks are sinnin against the 12th

by Danny boy April 4, 2004

Cement Milkshake

(The act of using) An acidic milkshake, often having cement mixed in, be it by customer or seller, by domestic terrorist groups against political opponents violently.

Oh man, I'd love to cement milkshake Ted Cruz!

by xXx_42069_xXx July 2, 2019

fuck a come down

fuck a come down" is a state of mind where there is a level of extreme sexual urge. This urge is a spectrum starting from a light drizzle to a torrential downpour; (using the analogy of rainfall). Once in this "torrential" stage, the party involved is unable to acknowledge any other of their other 'God-given' senses and must carry out the sexual act on the most available victim(usually the common bootycall or chic/dude in the club)... if not, try and attempt a miserable sleep. miserable sleep: slumber with uncomfortable, inflamed, cramped and congested genitals

In the club
Person 1:Wow this girl is getting wild.

Person 2:Of course she is... fuck a come down.

OR

In the club:
Person 1 to self: Damn, i need to stop dancing with this girl and leave this place NOW... fuck a come down.

by shockin vybz May 6, 2009