chode-tastic

when sumone has a chode that is so wide that it would please a man or woman no matter what.

dude his dick is soooo chode-tastic it ripped my asspussy in half.

by dyaln875 June 8, 2009

donkey chode

The chode of a donkey, can be a noun or a verb, a term given to someone you dislike or an action that you don't like. Can be used to describe a penis of a donkey that is wider then it is long.

God, Barbara Streisand is such a donkey chode. I know she just loves donkey chodes in her mouth

He was donkey choding around when he got donkey raped by 1.78354 million giant donkey chodes

Dude you have a donkey chode nasty

by Donkey chode February 20, 2011

chode lynx

Usually owned by a "chode". A cat or small dog to spark up conversation with women because the individual is too much of a chode to do it on their own. Like some kind of furry, oblivious wing-man, the chode-lynx does nothing but be furry and cute to distract the female from the owner's chode-like personality.

Man, I'm sick of this chode and his chode lynx. She's not even interested in him, she just wanted to pet his cat.

by Bannana Hammer August 14, 2011

Chode cake

A manipulative douche bag womanizer. Commonly found in areas with limited male selection.

After sleeping with both of them, he tried to turn the sorority girls against each other. Javier Andres Saenz III is such a chode cake.

by queenofgeneva September 18, 2014

chode magnet

A person that attracts mass amounts of chode. They usually smell of "nut butter" because they are always surrounded by chode. Chode finds these people and clings on like it was a drunk fat chick at a frat party.

Do you smell that? That guys a real chode magnet...

by Edler Young November 4, 2006

Hairy Chode

A penis wider than it is round, with more mass in hair than actual cock.

Brit loves the hairy chode, its a southern tradition.

by Chodeman69 September 29, 2009

Chode mash

Adding chode butter to a serving of mashed potatoes and then serving them to your enemy

Jack served a dish of chode mash to the man who stole his girlfriend.

by Chode Slapper January 19, 2010