Diaper Changer

An adult male or female particularly attracted to having sex with younger partners, especially juveniles.

Ya'll better watch out for Jared, I heard he's a diaper changer.

by Freds_son September 25, 2016

internett cancer

internett cancer is when you for an example watch something so bad u feel u get cancer

damn i saw a video of mattybraps he sings so bad it gave me internett cancer

by PsychoZ February 8, 2017

off-chance of a maybe

Improbable, or highly unlikely; about as likely as the chance that "maybe" means "yes" rather than "no."; An unbelievable eventuality.

"What, from here? On the off-chance of a maybe that you make this basket, I'll wash BOTH your cars."

Person 1:"Its today? I didn't study!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you won't fail!"
Person 1 sarcastically: "Sure I won't! On the off-chance of a maybe Mr. Hickerman forgot to bring the exam today!"

by AllThatIsGold October 4, 2017

blame chance day

On every November 5th is Blane Chance day. A day where everything is Chance’s fault.

Thanks a lot Chance, I failed my math test today. It is your fault, because it is blame chance day.

by Mcmtb November 5, 2017

Creamy cancer

When a male ejaculates on a migdets penis.

Ah yeah, he had some creamy cancer with my cousin

by Bigdicczaver December 20, 2017

nigga chance

a salty ho

damn, nigga chance is especially salty today, what a salty ho

by ThunderKunt67 May 3, 2018

game changer

When someone comes up with an idea that further encourages laziness (such as the "smart garbage can", alexa, siri, the other pointless robots, business ideas that cater to lazy people who are helpless) that is often called a "game changer".

I can have my smart trash can order paper towels so I can avoid walking into a store. What a game changer.

Pay a fortune for some chopped up fruit and vegetables? A game changer for sure. The meal kits that people blow their money on? Another game changer.

Alexa and Siri can turn on lights, tell you the weather so you don't have to look outside, can order batteries so you don't have to actually go to a store any longer, etc. What a game changer this one is.

by xjokerz88 April 16, 2018