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Canadian Oven 

Similar to the Dutch Oven; the Canadian Oven needs at least 2 people to pull it off. One person farts on the sleeping victim's face then quickly grabs the covers the victim is using at the time. The other person tilts the victim's head so the farter can tuck the covers under the victim's head, making it difficult for the victim to escape.
Tom: "Hey Chad, remember when Joe passed out at my party last week so we Canadian Oven'd him?"

Chad: "Hell yeah! That was awesome!!"
Canadian Oven by B.J. Titsengolf August 19, 2010
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Canadian BBQ 

A custom initiated and practiced by our friends north of the border, a Canadian BBQ is a gathering of lightly to moderately inebriated males, where due either to excessive alcohol consumption or just general poor judgment, at least one male loses some facial or body hair due to large, out of control flames. Canadian BBQs are common when Canadians, gas, propane, and\or lighter fluid are involved.
Tony had a Canadian BBQ and lost most of the hair on his arm. James had a Canadian BBQ last week, and burned his beard off.

Canadian Sap Sucker 

When one pours maple syrup into another's asshole and proceeds to suck/lick it out.
I tried to get Kelly to give me a Canadian Sap Sucker last night and she wasn't down, I even had the maple syrup ready!
Canadian Sap Sucker by SpenFinn August 13, 2016

Canadian Lover

A white female, often suffering from serious daddy issues, who will only date black men.

Over-indexes with Jewish American women.
"Hey, your friend Debbie looks like she's on coke again and keeps going to the bathroom with her house key in hand. I think my cousin wants to fuck her hairy pussy."

"Tell him not to waste his tame. She's a Canadian Lover."
Canadian Lover by Synesthesias September 21, 2007

Canadian bone slam 

when you're boning a girl doggie-style and she has an electric skillet on her back cooking Canadian bacon on your parents bed. For an added bonus: playing Rick Astley whilst this is going down.
1: that girl was just begging me to Canadian bone slam her, so I did. I also played some Rick Astley
Canadian bone slam by dmillz April 22, 2008

Canadian Handjob 

Recieving a reach a round during a hand job and recieving two fingers into the anus while wearing a denim jacket in the small spoon position.
"Andrew got a Canadian Handjob from that one chick he met at the bar, he said he really liked it.
Canadian Handjob by Josh June 20, 2006

canadian threesome 

A threesome where at least one of the participants leaves sexually unsatisfied.
"how did last night go?"
"turned out it was a Canadian threesome, I had to finish myself off"
canadian threesome by A anna October 5, 2008