The act of giving two handjobs to two separate men at the same time. This term was "dubbed" as jumper cables because "positive" and "negative" penises being black and white, though not necessarily referring to this. Used sometimes to describe brothers on the DL. Real dedication and skill have to be used to create the appropriate amount of pleasure in both parties. Both members being pleasured must ejaculate at the same time, just like jump starting a car.
I gave jumper cables to my dad and brother at the same time, and it really jump started my heart (mouth).
by Jameson Dillon June 21, 2007
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A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 26, 2011
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It means to make someone happy when there Sad. Mostly used when the persons name is Caboose. A term I use very often next time use the word Caboost.
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Get the Cabin Door mug.Cabeça Oca (Empty Head; Cabeça-Head, Oca-Empty) - It's a brazilian way of calling those people who don't know or don't understand what themselves are doing. '
Cabeça Oca' - It's similar to 'burro' (dumb), but 'cabeça oca' has a slight intensity so the target person don't get offended by.
Cabeça Oca - These words are used together in this form to name one or more fellows. When a person lack information and/or don't know how to do something obvious, you call him 'Cabeça Oca'. It's good to be familiar with the person you're calling this way.
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Cabeça Oca' - It's similar to 'burro' (dumb), but 'cabeça oca' has a slight intensity so the target person don't get offended by.
Cabeça Oca - These words are used together in this form to name one or more fellows. When a person lack information and/or don't know how to do something obvious, you call him 'Cabeça Oca'. It's good to be familiar with the person you're calling this way.
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Eu à meu irmão: "Você não sabe como fazer. Deixa que eu faço, seu cabeça oca!"
Me to my brother: "You don't know how to do it. Leave it to me, you empty head!"
Minha mãe pra mim: "Eu disse para me trazer 6 ovos e 1 litro de leite, seu cabeça oca!!!"
My mother to me: "I said to bring me 6 eggs and 1 litre of milk, you empty head!!!"
Me to my brother: "You don't know how to do it. Leave it to me, you empty head!"
Minha mãe pra mim: "Eu disse para me trazer 6 ovos e 1 litro de leite, seu cabeça oca!!!"
My mother to me: "I said to bring me 6 eggs and 1 litre of milk, you empty head!!!"
by Sangue-truta October 31, 2015
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Tweaker: Bro, hit it, its a cabby.
14-year old: Uhm, whats a ca-
Tweaker: Nigga hit it already, you're wasting my shit bro.
14-year old: Uhm, whats a ca-
Tweaker: Nigga hit it already, you're wasting my shit bro.
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