nut buddy

a person who's always on somebody's dick who wont get the fuck off. But depending on the person they follow they may like it and become nut buddys

paul and that other guy

people who wont let your nuts go

probably you hahaha

damn bra get off my nuts nut buddy

by that guy who knows all things May 13, 2009

Cock-Buddies

Don't take it the wrong way, its where two males have a stronger bond than just friends.

James: "Hah, yu guys a cock-buddies eh?"

Guys: "Hey man f*** you"

James: "no, i mean yu guys are close and all, watch each others back."

by StickYourTongueIn&LALALALALA January 2, 2010

Bumper Buddies

Two idiots who drive side by side because neither wants to nut up an pass the other. Usually at least one of them is texting

Look at these two bumper buddies. They're backing up traffic for a mile!

by Tatstastic July 23, 2012

fuck buddy zoned

When a guy or girl only wants you for sex and not a relationship. Similar to fuckzoned. Usually is accompanied by some bullshit reason of having got of out a relationship, wants to keep things light, had a bad break up in third grade, is super busy, etc. Opposite of friend zoned because his person doesn't care about your feelings.

Gf #1: Are you still talking to Sam?
Gf#2: Nah, he strung me along but in the end just fuck buddy zoned me.

by Sensitive Sally June 1, 2018

preaching to the Buddha

trying to teach someone something they already know

"If you want to ride an elephant, you have to embrace the beast inside you"
"You're preaching to the Buddha, man, I've done this a million times"

by plokijuh098 April 22, 2010

Budda Head

Is a person who smoke's Marijuana on a regular basis.

Agent 16: Yo bro, I just bought an ounce of weed to last me the week.

Blade: seriously man, your such a budda head.

by Randy N R May 21, 2009

bed buddies

friends with benefits

Rachel thought Shannon and Lucas would be bed-buddies because ice-blue eyes and brown hair are irresistable.

by Hilary Duff May 2, 2004