ezekiel bread

Something your trainer tells you to eat because they hate you and all things tasty. Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

"Hey, do we have any bread?"
"Yeah, it's in the fridge. It's really cool, it's call Ezekiel bread, and it's - "
"That is not bread. That is an abomination. Don't ever lie to me again."

by jxxp July 24, 2019

ghetto bread

Weed on a slice of wonder bread, baked to perfection

By: Phaetus, Snookie, and Tall Ass Bitch

Let's have some ghetto bread nigga, let's get fucked up

by Real Nigga 420 Dick Sucka May 31, 2016

breads in the shoe

when things are going wrong. similar to 'shits hit the fan'

person 1: arghhh, i lost my passport.
person 2: oh, the breads in the shoe

by fieldzz March 27, 2011

bread dog

A dog with bread around it's face

Those bread dog's are so cute!!!

by Bread dog 1234 December 10, 2016

Bread Pudding

When a guy cream pies a woman with a yeast infection.

I realized I gave her bread pudding last night after she said she had a yeast infection. I though she smelled a little funky.

by LunberJack April 1, 2016

Water bread

Water with bread is good and soggy

good water bread

by CYKAA BLYATTT March 24, 2021

Scraper Bread

Toast that has been heated too long and has burned, however, can be made edible (tolerable) by removing the top layer with a knife (in a scraping motion) leaving the burnt toast-filings behind to throw away.

Typically this is only performed when no more bread is available/one is too poor to waste burnt toast.

"we had grilled cheese for dinner, but we had them on scraper bread because I left the toast in the toaster too long.

by trackstand April 23, 2009