breads in the shoe

when things are going wrong. similar to 'shits hit the fan'

person 1: arghhh, i lost my passport.
person 2: oh, the breads in the shoe

by fieldzz March 27, 2011

Slice of Bread

Someone who thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread.

1: "Hey, I have so much money and drive an expensive car and live in an expensive house"
2: "Wow, you think you are a Slice of Bread don't you?"

by Joey198 October 25, 2020

bread queen

dread queen is Laurenzside's alter ego witch loves bread

preson 1: look at this laurenzside bought all these bread items

person 2: do you mean bread queen

by (○’ω’○)o(≧o≦)o↖(^ω^)↗(︶^︶)>"< March 5, 2021

Road-Bread

The act of performing oral sex on a female with a yeast infection while she is driving a motor vehicle. Basically the same thing as "Road-Head" except it is with a female driver and she has enough yeast to bake bread in her cooter.

I gave my girl Road-Bread on the way to the beach. I leaned over under the steering wheel and gave her head. The car was then filled with the sweet aroma of a honey wheat "King's Hawaiian Roll."

by Guacamullet September 5, 2016

Long bread

Bread that comes in a long form #baguette

I would like my tuna on a long bread please

by Breadmen July 14, 2017

Bread Fest

Three women, preferably MILFs, get together, ploy roles, and have intercourse with strap-on dildos for 3 days. After the 3 days are over they cook a lot of bread so they can pretend to their families that they were just making bread.

Hey girls would you like to have a bread fest.

by Fred Iverson May 28, 2016

ghetto bread

Weed on a slice of wonder bread, baked to perfection

By: Phaetus, Snookie, and Tall Ass Bitch

Let's have some ghetto bread nigga, let's get fucked up

by Real Nigga 420 Dick Sucka May 31, 2016