Brain Teazer

1. Alternate spelling for "brain teaser"

2. A puzzle that makes you feel like a total bad ass when you solve it.

3. One of the most complicated of puzzels testing intelect, logic and reasoning.

Are you really playing with a puzzle?!

Nawh its a brain teazer!

by PrincessPeachBaby May 24, 2012

Brain-Nuke

That moment of desperate repression when someone has severely pissed you off but verbally skull-fucking them would end in divorce / joblessness / restraining order / social services intervention.

"Man, my mother-in-law turned up today and decided she was staying for Christmas. I had a total brain-nuke trying not to tell that bitch to fuck her tinsel and kick her ass out"

by Edmund Dantes November 15, 2013

brain jump

When your brain shuts down for a split second and when it starts again you yell "Brain jump!"

Hoon(staring in space): "Brain jump!"
Everyone else: (Oblivious to him talking)

by dirty_dog_farmer February 4, 2015

brain sliver

an annoying song that is stuck on a loop in the brain brain that is nearly impossible to make it stop playing.

I woke up and this brain sliver just keeps playing over and over an I can't remove it from my brain.

by Dr. Jaquith August 27, 2014

brain beach

when someone is thinking up a fantasy in their head

When your mother nags at you to do something and asks the trick question, " Are you hearing me clearly?" You reply, "Oh what? Sorry. I was at my brain beach."

by McWritah July 26, 2015

Brain Fart

To say or do a stupid

"When I first saw that text I had forgotten what we were talking about and I was like woah what the hell"
"lol, dem brain farts"

by Lemoncake August 15, 2015

Brain Titties

The attractiveness of a woman's intellectual capacity

She so smart; them brain titties get me rock hard

by Jabjabwolf November 23, 2015