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basketball bum

Someone who thinks it is a swell idea to wear nothing but a plain T shirt, shorts, Nike elite socks, and basketball shoes to any occasion.
Bill: "Yo, What the fuck is Max wearing?"
Jackson: " I don't know man, he's just a basketball bum. "
Bill: " He needs get the fuck outta here with that shit."
by TheJacksonWilliams November 15, 2016
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EXTREME BASKETBALL

Basket ball taken to the extreme, sort of a mixture of Rugbee and football and basketball, anything goes.
Frankie:Hey Miguel lets play EXTREME BASKETBALL.

Miguel:OK lets go....AHHHHHHHHRRRRGGHHHH!
by Frankie Diaz January 12, 2007
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Frito Basketball

A sport so intense that the graphic nature of it cannot be dictated properly by words alone. It can only be witnessed for one to truly grasp the concept.

The fatality rate of this sport is a ratio of 0 to 3.

The ratio of getting your eye poked out is 5 to 1.

Usually the victim of said slam-dunking can sometimes suffer other abrasions of the skin.

USE CAUTION WHEN PLAYING THIS SPORT!

Goggles recommended. You need not be in shape to participate. The more equipment you bring, the better.
Brittany had an unfair advantage at frito basketball! She wore glasses and a turtleneck shirt!
by go_diego_go November 8, 2010
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Market Basket

One of the worst places to work as a teenager. Located in New England, employees deal with customers who order $500 worth of food, greedy old people, and screaming babies. You can't have piercings or dye your hair while working there too, and you wear the most ugly uniform known to man.
Bob: Hey, ready for work today at Market Basket?

Billie: Ugh, kms
by short ass mf August 26, 2022
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Too hard basket

A metaphorical basket containing ideas and/or tasks which are either taboo or are deemed extremely difficult to handle.
Example: The idea of sex for the seriously disabled is a too hard basket for some people to come to terms with.

Example: The concept of ordained homosexual bishops is a too hard basket for many religious people with conservative theological views.
by WriteForFun December 31, 2010
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dusty fruit basket

A very tall man, above average, who loves getting head from midget women and who has a quite large danger noodle
I love being a dusty fruit basket, these midgets give better head than most people think.
by Dangernoodles01 January 9, 2017
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Hindu Egg Basket

When a fella sits on your face resting a bollock (his eggs) in each one of your eye sockets (the baskets) and the residue from his sweaty hoop leaves a shit stained dot where a bindi would be.
Gary, lay on the floor. I'm gonna show you my hindu egg basket.
Niccccce one, Garrry.
by CREGGYBOMBS September 10, 2019
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