burnt bacon

a black lesbian

"man i dont want no damn burnt bacon this time"

by Megan April 23, 2004

Bacon Strip

The poop streak left on floor when your cat drags ass across it after leaving the litter box.

Zera left a bacon strip on my floor again. She's too fat to clean down there, so she uses my floor like it's her toilet paper.

by Apirella of the Kind October 17, 2010

Making bacon

Having sex with a large woman

I was with this lady last night. She weighed 200 pounds, we were making bacon.

by Stan April 11, 2006

Bacon surprise

a delightful meal cooked and prepared with random ingredients, the surprise is that the meat aint bacon.

"That sure aint bacon, looks more like cat..."

by TargornXelos March 2, 2005

Bacon Fist

A mixture of salad croutons, beef jerky and shredded cheese.

The Bacon Fist, although sounding like a crude sexual maneuver is actually based in the culinary world. A delicious party favor or snack for road trips.

"wow i could truly go for the bacon fist right now, i'm so hungry."

"Hey Mrs. Guitard, Would you please pass the bacon fist, what kind of croutons are in here? ceaser? excellent, thanks!"

by Matthew67 May 2, 2008

Double Cheese Mother-Fucking Bacon Burger.

Possibly one of Burger King's greatest inventions, this burger has no limits. This burger has no wrongs. This burger just smells like 'Awesome'. This burger tastes best with a motherfucking bong. The 'Double Cheese Mother-Fucking Bacon Burger' has even brought WWII bad ass veterans to tears as they chewed into 'the King's masterpiece'. Basically go buy one.

Friend Guy 1: "You know what I could do with now?!"

Friend Guy 2: "What?"

Friend Guy 1: "A double cheese mother-fucking bacon burger."

Friend Guy 2: "Wow eh. Wow."

Hombre Uno: "Juan tengo hambre."

Hombre Dos: "¿Pues doble queso madre follando tocino hamburguesa, Si?

Hombre Uno: "¡Yúúm Yúúm!"

by Chilled Monkey May 26, 2011

Sure Balla Bacon

The Swedes' retarded expression for a cool way of sayin' "sure". (Balla means "cool" in Swedish)

"you want to eat meatballs tonight?"
"sure balla bacon"
"you wanna go to IKEA?"
"sure balla bacon"

by Swentheswamp September 21, 2018